Da bears and hurricane Ditka

Posted on 2 February 2007 | 2 Comments

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This morning a Gary, Indiana kindergarten teacher explained to her class that she was an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Colts fans, too.

Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air. Little Hailey, however, didn’t go along with the crowd. The teacher asked her why she decided to be different.

“Because I’m not a Colts fan” she stated.

“Then,” asked the teacher, “what are you?”

“I’m a Chicago Bears fan,” bragged the little girl. The teacher asked Hailey why she was a Bears fan.

“Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I’m a Bears fan, too” she responded.

“That’s no reason,” the teacher said. “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”

Hailey smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Colts fan.”

The only thing anyone at work was talking about today was Da Bears. I’m so sick of hearing Peyton Manning this and that. Its time to play the game. By this time on Sunday, the team will be well on its way to kicking some Colts a$$. Bears. Since I’ve already posted The Super Bowl Shuffle, here are a few more Bears songs to get you pumped up for the big game.

Oh yeah, I’m also glad that Rex is our funky QB and not the guy pictured above.

MP3 | Common & Kanye West – Southside Superbowl
MP3 | Chicago Symphony Orchestra – Bear Down Chicago Bears
MP3 | Big Hit Buda – We Da Bears
MP3 | Mac, Jurko, & Harry – Briggs & Urlacher

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Comments

1 stef - 537 days ago How could i have not heard that Common/Kanye track yet? Thanks for posting it!
2  Anonymous - 536 days ago i've heard that joke in a lot of forms. i think my favorite is "what if your mom were on drugs and your dad was in jail?"

"then i'd be a raiders fan"

keep up the good work. great blog
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